Fashion Games

I hope if some of you out there are having a bad day, this will cheer you up!.........

1)Don’t tell me the sky is the limit when there are Footprints on the moon...

2)Adults are kids with money.

3)Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity.

4)Better late than really late.

5)The awkward moment when you step into the van and there`s no candy.

6)I hate when you`re playing Guitar Hero and as soon as your doing great you get an itch.

7)There`s no half-singing in the shower, you`re either a rock star or an opera diva.

8)In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

9)One picture is worth 1,000 denials.

10)Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I`m not sure about the
universe.

11)I`m not a real movie star. I`ve still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight
years ago.

12)It`s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it`s just hilarious.

13)The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. If
you know what I mean....

14)I`m in shape ... round`s a shape isn`t it?

15)I still miss my ex. But my aim is getting better.

16)If Wal-Mart says they lower prices everyday, then why isn`t anything free yet?

17)If the #2 pencil is so popular, then why isn`t it #1?

18)Beer – the reason I wake up every afternoon.

19)The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.

20)I`m an atheist, thank God

Hope you guys enjoyed! You can just tell me if you want me to add some more, I will!